Headline DS #63 - Obama Seeks $84B in War Funds

"Obama Seeks $84B in War Funds" is from the April 10, 2009 edition of the Express. I'm not surprised by the price. The wars in Afghanistan and Iran should be funded. But where is the money going to come from? Distributed by Tubemogul.

Headline DS Edition #54 - Obama's Event Nothing But Net

"Obama's Event Nothing But Net" is from the March 27, 2009 edition of the Express. Unlike our previous administration that seemed to be allergic to technology, the Obama administration fully embraces the information age hosting the first ever online townhall meeting from the White House. Wouldn't be at all surprised to see a White House app in the iPhone store sometime soon.

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Headline DS Edition #53 - Stimulus Called 'Road to Hell'

"Stimulus Called 'Road to Hell'" is from the March 26, 2009 edition of the Express. The President of the EU said that the Obama administration's plan to spend $2T dollars to stimulate our economy is the "road to Hell." Cue some AC/DC music!

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Headline DS Edition #47 - Obama Slams AIG

"Obama Slams AIG 'Outrage'" is from the March 17, 2009 Editon of the Express. Obama has ordered Treasury Secretary Geitner to figure out a legal means to prevent AIG from handing out $165M in bonuses giving me a chance to draw Obama dropping the "People's Elbow" on AIG fat cats. This is what I don't understand. If the federal government now owns a 80% stake in the company, why can't it just tell AIG to stop screwing around? Ah well. I have a feeling it's going to be an AIG week here at Headline DS.

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Headline DS Edition #40 - Obama Five

http://www.headlineds.com -- "Obama Five Show White House Double Standard on Taxes" is from the DC Examiner for March 4, 2009. The article refers to five of Obama's cabinet nominees that all have problems with unpaid taxes. What is wrong with these people! Obama's team really needs to do a better job of vetting their nominees. I'm sure someone in D.C. has paid their taxes at least once. Oh, I also wanted to do a Watchmen tribute. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Headline DS Edition #35 - Obama Karate Chop

http://www.headlineds.com -- "Obama Vows to Half Deficit" is from the February 24, 2009 edition of the Express. If the fed was a person, they'd have some truly horrible credit. Deficit spending is never a good idea. There should probably be a balanced budget amendment in there somewhere, but first the halving. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Headline DS Edition #29 - Obama's Cabinet

http://www.headlineds.com -- "Obama's Commerce Pick Backs Out" is from the February 13, 2009 edition of the Express. I guess the answer is "no," President Obama can't catch a break. I imagine his first cabinet meeting will look something like this, Obama, Geithner, and a bunch of stuffed animals. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Headline DS Edition #28 - Obama Uses Caterpillar to Push Stimulus

http://www.headlineds.com -- "Obama Uses Caterpillar to Push Stimulus" is from the February 12, 2009 edition of the DC Examiner. Who can resist such a cute and cuddly guy! Obviously, the article refers to the construction machine company. Obama wants to build infrastructure to create more US jobs. Makes sense to me. You can't exactly outsource building highways and such overseas. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Headline DS Edition #24 - Labor Pick Put on Hold Over Taxes

"Labor Pick Put on Hold Over Taxes" is from the February 6, 2009 edition of the Express. I'd be a little pissed if I were President Obama right now. Who's vetting these people? Hilda Solis's husband failed to pay liens on his auto repair business for 16 years! Sure, he's not nominated. But it looks horrible for her. I hope Obama can catch a break soon.

Headline DS Edition #22 - Tax Errors

http://www.headlineds.com -- "Tax Errors Sink Obama Picks" is from the February 4, 2009 edition of the Express. Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination as did Zoe Baird who hired illegal immigrants and neglected to pay their social security taxes. The good news is that they're both out. But how did they get nominated in the first place? Is Obama's "change" really just lip service? Or does everyone in DC have some dirt laying around? Distributed by Tubemogul.

Headline DS - "For Many, A Dream Fulfilled"

"For Many, A Dream Fulfilled" comes from the January 21, 2009 Express. Now the hard work begins. I took the opportunity to once again display my atrocious caricature skills. Shepard Farey I am not. But at least I got the "O" right this time. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Headline DS - "Experts Hope Sanitation Supply Meets Demand"

"Experts Hope Sanitation Supply Meets Demand" is from the DC Examiner for January 19, 2009. The headline says it all. With so many people descending on D.C., a wall of port-o-potties may not be enough. I will be enjoying the festivities from the comfort of my own couch, mere walking distance from my nice comfy bathroom in my nice comfy and especially warm apartment. Distributed by Tubemogul.